Re: [nukkad] Fwd: WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS

[Venu <>]

This is neither original or true. This is a bad adaptation of a popular joke
about the Clinton-Lewinsky affair.

The hero of that joke was a Japanese boy named Susuki.

Venu





On Feb 16, 2008 7:59 PM, Rohit Mansukhlal  wrote:

> Indian boy on his first day at school in USA*
>   - *Here is a true story about a Indian boy on his first day at school
>   in the USA. *
>   - *It was the first day of school and a new student named
>   Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade.** *
>   - *The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
>   Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? *
>   - *She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had
>   his hand-up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. *
>   - *"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for
>   the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" *
>   - *Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln,
>   1863"said  Chandrashekhar. *
>   - *The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
>   Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
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>   you do." *
>   - *She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she
>   demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." *
>   - *At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The
>   teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
>   Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>   *
>   - *Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
>   Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
>   teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" *
>   - *Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If
>   you say anything else, I'll kill you." *
>   - *Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary
>   Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. . *
>   - *And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
>   said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" *
>   - *And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush,*
>   - * Iraq, 2005**."** *
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