[nukkad] Fwd: OLD LADY DRIVERS

["Rohit Mansukhlal" <>]

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From: Atul Vora 
Date: Feb 25, 2008 4:12 PM
Subject: Fwd: OLD LADY DRIVERS
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From: Data Deal Coporation 
Date: Feb 25, 2008 2:22 PM
Subject: OLD LADY DRIVERS
To: "Atul B. Vora" 








*
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding... *

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Old Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?*

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Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. **
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Old Woman: Oh, I see. **
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Officer: Can I see your license please? **
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Old Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. **
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Officer: Don't have one? **
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Old Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. **
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Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. **
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Old Woman: I can't do that. **
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Officer: Why not? **
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Old Woman: I stole this car. **
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Officer: Stole it? **
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Old Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. **
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Officer: You what? **
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Old Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see.**
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The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. **
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Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps
out of her vehicle. **
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Old woman: Is there a problem sir? **
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Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.* *
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Old Woman: Murdered the owner? **
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Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.*

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The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.*

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Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Old Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
stunned.* *
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Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
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The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer. **
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The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. **
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Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner. **
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Old Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. *


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*

*Don't Mess With Old Ladies *

*If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know. *
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*I just did!*



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GERRARD


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