Re: [nukkad] Fwd: OLD LADY DRIVERS

["Dr.M.C. Gupta" <>]

Ref:
*Don't Mess With Old Ladies *

>> Better, don't mess up with ANY lady.

If not convinced, see this:


DON'T MEDDLE WITH A WOMAN— [An advice to all men: hold a woman in awe
and respect.]

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1394848





M C Gupta



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On 2/29/08, Rohit Mansukhlal <measureqs@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Atul Vora
> Date: Feb 25, 2008 4:12 PM
> Subject: Fwd: OLD LADY DRIVERS
> To: measureqs@gmail.com, deepak.c.shah@gmail.com
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> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Data Deal Coporation
> Date: Feb 25, 2008 2:22 PM
> Subject: OLD LADY DRIVERS
> To: "Atul B. Vora"
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> *
> An old lady gets pulled over for speeding... *
>
> *
> Old Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?*
>
> *
> **
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. **
> **
> Old Woman: Oh, I see. **
> **
> Officer: Can I see your license please? **
> **
> Old Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. **
> **
> Officer: Don't have one? **
> **
> Old Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. **
> **
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. **
> **
> Old Woman: I can't do that. **
> **
> Officer: Why not? **
> **
> Old Woman: I stole this car. **
> **
> Officer: Stole it? **
> **
> Old Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. **
> **
> Officer: You what? **
> **
> Old Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
> see.**
> **
> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
> for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
> slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. **
> **
> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
> steps
> out of her vehicle. **
> **
> Old woman: Is there a problem sir? **
> **
> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
> murdered the owner.* *
> **
> Old Woman: Murdered the owner? **
> **
> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.*
>
> *
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.*
>
> *
> **
> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
> Old Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
> stunned.* *
> **
> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
> license.
> **
> **
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
> to
> the officer. **
> **
> The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. **
> **
> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
> license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
> owner. **
> **
> Old Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. *
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> *
> *
>
> *Don't Mess With Old Ladies *
>
> *If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know.
> *
> *
> *
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> *I just did!*
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