[nukkad] FBI

[("'Tweety") <KASHMIRA.MISTRY@aig.com>]

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>   A Case For The FBI
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>   The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
>   "Hello?"
>   "Hello, is this FBI?"
>   "Yes. What do you want?"
>   "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom.  He is
>   hiding marijuana in his firewood."
>   "This will be noted."
>
>   Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house.  They
>   search the shed where the firewood is kept, break
>   every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at
>   Tom and leave.
>
>   The phone rings at Tom's house.
>   "Hey, Tom!  Did the FBI come?"
>   "Yeah!"
>   "Did they chop your firewood?"
>   "Yeah they did."
>   "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my
>    garden plowed."
>
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