[nukkad] Jesus v/s Satan

[("Kashu-Nut") <KASHMIRA.MISTRY@aig.com>]

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all the bickering.Finally God said, "Cool it. I'm going to set up a
test that would run two hours and I will judge who does a better job.".So
down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused. They did spreadsheets.  They wrote reports.   They sent
faxes. They sent e-mails.    They sent out e-mails with attachments. They
downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.   They made cards. They tried
their holy / unholy hands at SAP too. They did every known job.

About ten minutes before their time was up,  lightning flashed across the
sky,  thunder rolled,  the rain poured,  and of course,  the electricity
went off.

(We can very definitely surmise that the contest venue was not in India,
because the power would have gone out at the first sign of the wind
picking up itself! )

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back
on, and each of them rebooted their computers. Satan started searching
frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything
when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out
all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became
very irate: "Wait! He must have cheated. How did he do that?" God
shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

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