[nukkad] project manager...

["Anna Morawska" <>]

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While 
just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs. 
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox, poet (1850-1919)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

PROJECT MANAGER STYLE

*If you get in my way, I'll kill you! --> ideal project manager

* If you get in my way, you'll kill me! --> somewhat less than ideal project
manager

*If I get in my way, I'll kill you! --> somewhat misguided project manager

* If I get in your way, I'll kill you! --> a tough s.o.b. project manager
[eats glass etc.]

* If get kill, in my will way I you! --> dyslexic, functionally illiterate
project manager

* I am the way! Kill me if you can! --> charismatic, slightly messianic
project manager

* Get away. I'll kill us all! --> suicidal project manager

* If you kill me, I'll get in your way! --> thoughtful but ineffective
project manager

* If I kill you, I'll get in your way --> project manager troubled by the
obvious

*If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm! --> project manager from
Sicily

* I am quite confident that there is nothing in my way! --> project manager
about to get into big trouble

* If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? --> weak,
uninspired, lacklustre project manager

*If I kill me, you'll get your way. --> pragmatic project manager

* Kill me, it's the only way! --> every project manager to date!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Which type are you..?   ; )))


Anna.



----------------------------------------------------------------------
Oficjalny serwis Polskiej Reprezentacji Skoczkow Narciarskich!
>>> http://link.interia.pl/f16b1



------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To join/leave, use the form at: http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/#options
This list is archived at: http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/archive.html