[nukkad] They said I was responsible...

["Samira Razdan" <>]

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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is
responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman
has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest
member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says
"not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again
the mother says "not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?" And the mother
says, "When the baby cries." And they ask, "Why do we have to
wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole
staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody,
but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What's the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven't you got a sense
of humor?”
“I don't have to laugh,” she replied. “I'm leaving Friday.”








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