[nukkad] Top ten reason God created Eve:

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Please subdue the anguish of your soul. Nobody is destined only to 
happiness or to pain. The wheel of life takes one up and down by turn. 
-Kalidasa, dramatist (c. 4th century)
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Top ten reason God created Eve:

10 God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he
     would not ask for directions.

9 God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote.
   (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON
TV;
   they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8 God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7 God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one
   for him self.

6 God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5 God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never
   be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4 As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3 Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything
   else that was really his fault.

2 As the Book says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

1 And the #1 reason of all (Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.) 
  God stepped back, looked at Adam and declared: "I can do better than
that."


Siddiqui 

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