[nukkad] The Revenge...

["Samira Razdan" <>]

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To the question whether I am a pessimist or an optimist, I answer that 
my knowledge is pessimistic, but my willing and hoping are optimistic. 
-Albert Schweitzer, philosopher, physician, musician, Nobel laureate (1875-1965)
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The Revenge --
Andrea was telling me about her brother, when he was a soldier
serving overseas, how when he was far from home and was annoyed
and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and
asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted
photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all
together, and sent them back with a note saying:

"Regret cannot remember which one is you --please keep your
photo and return the others."
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The Enemy --
War was on and the captain was attempting to rally the
GIs on the eve of a big offensive.

"Out there," said the captain, "is your enemy. The man
who has made your life miserable, who is working to
destroy you; the man who has been trying to kill you day
after day throughout this war."

Private Johnson jumped to his feet. "My God; the cook's
working for the other side!"
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The Oath --
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now
that she was getting on in years, she thought she
would really like to do so before she died.

But until now, she'd never even been out of the country.
So she began by going in person to the Passport Office
and asking how long it would take to have one issued.

"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the
passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."

The old gal raised her right hand.

"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United
States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"
was the first question.

The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled
as she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh... all by myself?"







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