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Flying Lesson 





A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the 
fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the 
heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. 

When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it 
would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything 
from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from 
the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to 
report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him. 

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped 
in with his bag and shouted, "Let’s go!" The pilot swung the little plane into 
the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. 

The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I 
can take some pictures." 

"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and 
photographers take photographs." 

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean you’re not 
the flight instructor?" 




Cheers,

Shaurya ( http://www.shaurya.741.com or http://shaurya7.741.com )





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