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Chk out da Rajnikanth style

Recently NEWTON- the father of physics made a visit to earth
to watch a movie. He
watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that
all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge
pile of junk and
apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth Newton was confused to
such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, our great Rajanikanth
is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the
bullet passes through his
ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured. Long Live
Rajanikanth.
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.

Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet. Guess what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws
at the middle gangster &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2 pieces
and kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife
kill the middle one

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but he
got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not
even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of
his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment
and fires his gun.
Bang... And the gangster dies....


This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he
decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie
for one last time and
thought that at least one movie will follow his
theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that
all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally
arrives. Rajanikanth gets to
know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of
those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill
the villain because it's the climax. Newton dada is
smiling since it is
virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls
two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air
and when the gun has
reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in
air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires
off and the villain is
dead.


Newton commits suicide!!!

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