[nukkad] New Year resolutions

[Mean Drake <>]

Hello Nukkad,

  Following is his revised list of "New Year's Resolutions 
- 2008 Edition": 
 
Resolution #1 
2005: I will try to be a better husband to Marge. 
2006: I will not leave Marge. 
2007: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge. 
2008: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda. 
 
Resolution #2 
2005: I will stop looking at other women. 
2006: I will not get involved with Wanda. 
2007: I will not let Wanda pressure me into another marriage. 
2008: I will stop looking at other women. 
 
Resolution #3 
2005: I will not let my boss push me around. 
2006: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide. 
2007: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me. 
2008: I will tell Dr. Hodger, and the group, about my boss. 
 
Resolution #4 
2005: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 
2006: I will read at least 10 books a year. 
2007: I will read 5 books a year. 
2008: I will finish Airport. 
 
Resolution #5 
2005: I will not get upset when Charlie and Sam make jokes 
      about my baldness. 
2006: I will not get annoyed when Charlie and Sam kid me 
      about my toupee. 
2007: I will not lose my temper when they tell the guys 
      I wear a girdle. 
2008: I will not speak to Charlie and Sam. 
 
Resolution #6 
2005: I will get my weight down below 180. 
2006: I will watch my calories until I get below 190. 
2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200. 
2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 
 
Resolution #7 
2005: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m. 
2006: I will not touch the bottle before noon. 
2007: I will not become a "problem drinker". 
2008: I will not miss any AA meetings. 
 
Resolution #8 
2005: I will not spend my money frivolously. 
2006: I will pay off my bank loan promptly. 
2007: I will pay off my bank loans promptly. 
2008: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1998. 
 
Resolution #9 
2005: I will see my dentist this year. 
2006: I will have my cavities filled this year. 
2007: I will have my root canal work done this year. 
2008: I will get rid of my denture breath this year. 
 
Resolution #10 
2005: I will go to church every Sunday. 
2006: I will go to church as often as possible. 
2007: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation. 
2008: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.

-- 
Best regards,
 Mean


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