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Re: Re[4]: [nukkad] Fwd :The Thin Line Between Dismissal and Becoming A Field Marshal



Hello Rudra,

Since you've obviously devised a way of 'effective communication',
here's a tribute for you in our style.

I thought of all the possible reasons that could compel you to resort
to 'fucking' things and I zeroed in on two reasons:

1) That you are pining for attention.
2) That you suffer from an acutely contagious disease called
"I'm-such-an-asshole."

Giving you the benefit of doubt and ruling the first one out, the only
reason really left is that you suffer from the I'm-such-an-asshole
infection.Now for those who dont know what this disease is all about
here's a brief about the symptoms:

1) Pissing away 5 hours a week (minimum) looking for titbits to
comment on unnecessarily and stupidly. And repeatedly contradicting
yourself.
2) Falsely thinking you've become quite a dude just because you can
use four letter words to put your point across.
3) Peeing in bed.

The first point is the one that really amazes me. Now if I assume the
5 hour theory, and you keep doing this for a year, then effectively
you have pissed away 240 hours of your life writing crap that people
will eventually forget. If you're seriously going to continue doign
this then you might as well die, and save the worlds precious
resources, thus indirectly helping out in the fight against global
warming. At least your life would have some purpose then.

You probably think you're being funny when you write do you? If yes,
chances are you still watch teletubbies on TV. Anyway, credit to you
Rudra, for making me waste 25 mins of my time writing this.

As for the cure for your disease you could always go to the following URL:
http://www.google.com
and type the following in the box:

"What-should-I-do-if-i've-suddenly-started-getting-cheap-thrills-out-of-writing-barely
-intelligible-nonsense-and-using-four-letter-words-for-effective-communication-in-abusing
people-because-i-think-i-m-a-good-for-nothing-self-proclaimed-know-it-all-you-know"

And then click on Search.

Of course if you're too busy looking for more news to give stupid
comments on, you could always jsut click on the following URL which
more or less probably talks about the same thing:

http://www.dramerica.com/peeinginbed

Advice for the 'dude'
1) Stop being a loser.
2) Shut up. You dont know anything.
3) Get a vasectomy.

There you have it. Its my last reply for the topic. I'm aware I might
have crossed the line here, but frankly I dont care about offending
Rudra. My apologies to anyone else I've offended with this email.

Best Regards,
Shaurya

On Jan 5, 2008 11:59 PM, Rudra ठाकुर <rudrac@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello mean,
>    same applies to you pussy.
>
> Very best regards and belated birthday wishes.
> --rc
>
>
>
>
>
> On Jan 5, 2008 11:54 AM, Mean Drake  wrote:
> > Hello Rudra,
> >
> > If the only way you can communicate effectively is by using profanities, 
>well I feel really sorry for you and your family.
> > How do you 'effectively communicate' with your kids? Asking them to shove 
>it up their asses?
> > Its not a question of whether I like it or not. This is a listserv and 
>certain ettiquette is in order. If you feel you cannot reply to the other 
>without using profanities, YOU DELETE his post. Got it asshole?
> >
> > Saturday, January 5, 2008, 10:38:15 PM, you wrote:
> >
> > > you see it as profanity and I see it as effective communication.
> > > Nobody is kid here. If you don't like it , follow the golden rule of
> > > nukkad  and ignore it and live with it.
> >
> > > --rc
> >
> > --
> > Best regards,
> >
> >  Mean
> >
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