[nukkad] Thoughts for the day!

["Ravi Menon" <>]

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for
it. For example, how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me.  I want people
to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren't paved.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!

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I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered 
a hell of a lot more if I had been understood. -Clarence Darrow, lawyer 
and author (1857-1938)
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