[nukkad] Let's begin the month with some fun at nukkad

["Ragini" <>]

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Harshal,
after an overdose of sarcasm you better keep your humor detecting meter
intact and working.................hope we all enjoy some of these great
oneliners.
cheers
ragini
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I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.

Photons have mass!?  I didn't even know they were Catholic.

One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car
keys in the refrigerator.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Did you hear about that lucky guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or
something like that.

Father grumbling to his two boys as he reluctantly gets ready
for an evening out:  "Other kids make their mothers too tired
to want to go out -- but not you two."

"Their marriage was going O.K. until they bought a water
bed... then they started drifting apart."

Love at first sight may be all right, but it might be wise to take a
second look.

Ham and Eggs.  Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime
commitment for a pig.

We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid.......until
she closed her curtains.

I went to a place to eat that said "Breakfast Any Time".  So I ordered
"French toast during the Renaissance".

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different
by dressing exactly alike.

I encourage my children to read the newspaper, but they're
holding out for a remote that turns the pages.

"Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful
ancestors." -- David Brenner

I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I
know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life
in the universe are pointed away from Earth?

Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtopse awound? (all right.
Who switched my keyboard around?)


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