Re: [nukkad] Women [Reply to Nelson Fernandes]

["Mahesh chandra Gupta" <>]

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From: "Nelson Fernandes" <nelson.fernandes@patni.com>
Subject: [nukkad] Women


> When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
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MCG: What should WE get the compliments for? For being parasitic on some one
for 9 months?
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> When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
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MCG : After having got THE REAL PRESENT [the bride], why should we grudge a
few token presents to our better half?
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> When men die, our widows get the life insurance.
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MCG: Do you wish to take your insurance with you to the nether world? Do so,
by all means, if you can and if that pleases you.
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What do women want to be
> >liberated from?
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--------------MCG: Women want to be liberated from having to hear from their
sons and husbands that they did them a favour by being born or wedded to
them.
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> The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask
> him  where  he is going; forty years of having his wife ask the same
question; and at  the  end, the mourners wondering too. Ladies!!! No offence
mean't.
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MCG: For twenty years, the mother prevents the son from going astray. For
next forty years, the wife prevents the husband from going astray. After the
mourning, the god prevents the soul from going astray by keeping it under
its direct command. [For the first 60 years, he gets it done through the
mother, the sister and the wife and the daughter. God could not be
everywhere, that is why he created women.
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MC Gupta
July 12


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