[nukkad] The Very Dharmik Me

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THE VERY DHARMIK ME

World, look at me, I am the very dharmik me.

I dandavat before the Devi by day
And rape her likeness at night.in every way

I puja at the temple and paat at the shrine
I sashtang to the Babas with all that is mine

I daan-punya within reason to the poor
But squander everything before the favored whore

I worship the Yogi and abhor the bhogi
I pray to the jangami and adulate the jogi

I am all over the place at Haridwar 
But if my wife crosses me she gets juton ki maar

I don't particularly like women with a mind
I prefer them servile and suffering the grind

I just LOVE dowry and the way it's rasam is done
If I can get it twice I will gladly kill number one

I don't like girl brats and will as well do without
Drag them warm out the uterus and throw them about.

I am all for Devi, Deva, Purusha and Puroheet
I am hateful to woman and treat them like ---t

I am the very dharmik Me.

Arya















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