[nukkad] THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN

["Nelson Fernandes" <>]

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  Forgive your enemies, it drives them really nuts.
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THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
By Dave Barry

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why
the human race has not achieved, and never will
achieve, its full potential, that word  would be
"meetings."

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and
"mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with
you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to
take it too seriously.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is
always one individual who perceives a solution and is
willing to take command.  Very often, that individual
is crazy.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up
and dance.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You should never say anything to a woman that even
remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless
you can see an actual baby emerging  from her at that
moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting
other people to make a big deal about your birthday.
That time is age eleven.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized
protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the
waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important.
Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.


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