[nukkad] old one: forwarded

[Hanoz <mdhonoz@enoc.co.ae>]

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A duck waddles into a bar.  He jumps up on a barstool.  The
bartender looks at him and says, "What can I get for you?"

"I want some grapes," said the duck.  "I'm sorry we don't
have grapes," replied the bartender.  The duck gets mad
and quacks up a storm as he leaves.

A couple of weeks later, the bar door gets kicked open and
the duck waddles in again.  Bartender says what can I do for
you.  Duck says "I want some grapes."  He says that he
doesn't have any grapes.  So, the duck gets mad and stomps
out again.

A few weeks later, the door gets kicked open again and the
same duck comes waddling in.  Bartender says, "What do you
want?"  Duck says, "I want some grapes!"

Bartender says, "Look I have now told you three times that
we don't have any grapes.  If you come in here one more
time asking for grapes, I am going to NAIL your bill shut
to this bar table!"  Duck starts quacking and stomps out.

A week later, the same duck comes in again and jumps up
on the bar stool.  The bartender says, "What do you want?"
The duck says, "Do you have any nails?"  Bartender says,
"No?"  The duck replies, "Good, then I want some grapes!!!"



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