[nukkad] jokes

[Hanoz <mdhonoz@enoc.co.ae>]

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A Srilankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically 
chewing  gum, sits down beside him. The Srilankan ignores the American who 
begins to chat:
The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Srilankan : Of course!
The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a 
container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to 
Srilanka.
The Srilankan says nothing.
The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
The Srilankan repeats : Of course.
The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for the breakfast, we 
keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and 
transform it into jelly and than we sell it to Srilanka.
The Srilankan asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
American: We throw them away, of course!
Srilankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform 
them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States
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             Answering the Door
 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her 
shower when the doorbell rings.  After a few seconds of arguing over which 
one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, Quickly wraps 
herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

 When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before 
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel that you 
have on."

 After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in 
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $500 and leaves.

 Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in 
the towel and goes back upstairs.  When she gets back to the bathroom, her 
husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"

 "It was Bob, the next door neighbor," she replies.

 "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $500 he owes 
me?"



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