[nukkad] [Fwd: Nice One Liners]

[Ninad Chhaya <ninad@bom4.vsnl.net.in>]

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Chetan N Pandya wrote:
> 
> God is real, unless declared integer
> Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
> Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
> Home is where the television is.
> Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
> Death is hereditary.
> Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity  is not one of them.
> Never argue with a fool. People might not know  the difference.
> When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
> Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone
> else..
> Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
> Well done is better than well said.
> Everyone makes mistakes. The>trick is to make them when nobody
> is looking.
> They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
> Always borrow money from a>pessimist. He won't expect it back.
> You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
> I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
> hours.
> If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
> Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way
> street.
> The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an
> approaching train.
> Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
> I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
> Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
> LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct  Knowledge
> Everyone should have a spouse, because there are  a number of
> things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
> The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and
> then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
> There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and
> the right side.
> An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and
> makes it sound confusing.
> 
> Chets

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