[nukkad] [Fwd: It's True]

[Ninad Chhaya <ninad@bom4.vsnl.net.in>]

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Chetan N Pandya wrote:
> 
> 1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man,
>    after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
> 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so
>    much that  he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and
>    now he is going thru hell.
> 3. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.. Just watch him
>    drive a   car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his
>    hands are on the wheel,   you can be sure he is married.
> 4. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter
>    said,"If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you
>    we will kidnap your wife."  The poor man wrote back, "I am
>    afraid I can't  keep   my promise but I hope youwill keep yours."
> 5. "What's the matter, you look depressed"."I'm having trouble
>    with my wife"."What happened"?"She said she wasn't going to speak
>    to me for 30 days"."But that ought to make you happy"."It did,
>    but today is the last day."
> 
> Chets

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