[nukkad] [Fwd: Jokes]

[Ninad Chhaya <ninad@bom4.vsnl.net.in>]

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Paras K Ghelani wrote:
> 
> Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls.
> Intelligence is not trying.
>                     *****
> 
> Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
>                     *****
> WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
> WITH you.
>                     *****
> 
> Q. You know what I did before I married?
> A.      Anything I wanted to.
>                     *****
> My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two
> girlfriends.
>                     *****
> A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.  A friend of
> his
> said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
> "She did." he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake
> Jeep?"
>                     *****
> "Our sex life has really improved since the wife and I got separate beds."
> "How's that possible?"
> "Well, we have them in different apartments."
>                     *****
> 
> Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
>                     *****
> 
> When a woman says "No" she really means "Yes", but not with you.
>                     *****
> A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never
> work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with an elf
> nurse.
> One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music
> and
> led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.
> "Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
> Blushing the man drops his trousers.
> "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."
> "Really?" the relieved elf asked.
> She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."
> 
>                     *****
> 
> Paras.

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