[nukkad] [Fwd: Is that you Fred?]

[Ninad Chhaya <ninad@bom4.vsnl.net.in>]

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Paras K Ghelani wrote:
> 
> (1) Is that you Fred?
>  We recently moved to a new city and went to our first
>  football game. We arrived early and found our seats.
>  Not long afterwards, a neurotic young fellow came in and
>  sat just in front of us.
>  A short time later, we heard from far behind us someone yell
>  "Hey Fred!"
>  The nervous young man jumped up and scanned the crowd.
>  Apparently seeing no one he knew, he sat back down.
>  A few moments later, we heard some behind us yell "Hey
>  Fred!"  Again the young man jumped up and scanned the crowd.
>  Still seeing no one he knew, he uneasily sat back down.
>  After several rounds of this, the man began mumbling to
>  himself.  After each additional time, the mumbling became
>  more frantic.
>  Finally, hearing again the call of "Hey Fred!" The man leapt
>  to his feet and screamed to the crowd,
>  "DARNIT, MY NAME'S NOT FRED!!!"
> 
> (2) Rainbows are just to look at, not to really
>  understand.
> 
> Paras_K_Ghelani@ril.com
> 
> Reliance Petroleum Ltd.,
> 
> Jamnagar.

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