[nukkad] [Fwd: LALOO SPECIAL]

[Ninad Chhaya <ninad@bom4.vsnl.net.in>]

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Paras K Ghelani wrote:
> 
>  Some more Laloo Bites...
> >              >>>> >> >
> >              >>>> >> >
> >              >>>> >> >
> >              >>>> >> > Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.As
> > there was huge rush the
> >              >>>> >> > security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE"
> > for which Laloo replied
> >              >>>> >> "65Kgs" and moved on...
> >              >>>> >> >
> >    >>****************************************************************
> >              >>>> >> > Once Laloo wanted to know the time
> > difference between Bihar and
> >    >>Las
> >              >>>> >> > Vegas..So he called up the Tourist
> > department and asked them
> >              >>>> >> "Ji..could you tell me the time difference
> > between Patna and Las
> >         >>>> Begas...".The
> >              >>>> >> man at  the other end replies "One second
> > sir..." and Laloo
> >    >>immediately
> >         >>>> replies "thank you" and
> >              >>>> >> puts the phone down.
> >              >>>> >> >
> >    >>****************************************************************
> >              >>>> >> > Laloos family planning policy.."DONT HAVE
> > MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN
> >    >>IN
> >         >>>> ONE YEAR"
> >              >>>> >> >
> >    >>****************************************************************
> >              >>>> >> > At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's
> > left tells the
> >              >>>> >> > bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
> >              >>>> >> >   And the man's companion says, "JACK
> > DANIELS, SINGLE."
> >              >>>> >> >  The bartender approaches Laloo and asks,
> > "AND YOU, SIR?"
> >              >>>> >> >  Laloo  replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
> >              >>>> >> >
> >    >>****************************************************************
> >              >>>> >> >   After having resigned as the CM of
> > Bihar, Laloo decides to go
> >         >>>> modelling.
> >              >>>> >> >  Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and
> > resting his  elbows on
> >              >>>> >> > the back of the cattle he poses for the
> > photo.  Next day the
> >    >>photo
> >         >>>> appears
> >              >>>> >> >  front page of a newspaper.GUESS THE
> > CAPTION !!
> >              >>>> >> >  "Laloo, third from left!"
> >              >>>> >> >
> >              >>>> >> >
> >    >>*****************************************************************/
> >              >>>> >> >   Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a
> > Japanese Delegation for
> >    >>Business
> >              >>>> >> >  Development to Bihar.
> >              >>>> >> >   The Japanese Emissary was quite
> > impressed with Bihar and  he
> >              >>>> >> > stated,  "Bihar is an excellent state.
> > Give us three years and
> >    >>we
> >         >>>> will
> >              >>>> >> > turn it into  an economic superpower like
> > Japan."
> >              >>>> >> >   Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese
> > are very inepicient,"
> >    >>he
> >              >>>> >> > stated. "Give me three days and I will
> > turn Japan into the  next
> >              >>>> >> Bihar!"
> >              >>>> >> >
> >    >>***************************************************************/
> >              >>>> >> >    reporter asked Laloo "What the main
> > reason for divorce ?"
> >              >>>> >> > "Marriage"
> ***********************************************************************
> >
> >
> Paras_K_Ghelani@ril.com
> 
> Reliacne Petroleum Ltd.,
> 
> Jamnagar.

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