[nukkad] Who is more complex...??!!

["MANISHA PUROHIT" <MPSNL@ltecd.ltindia.com>]

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MEN

If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid
If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful
If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive
If you don't, you are queen controlling
If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate
If you don't, you're not interested
If you are well-dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog
If you are jealous, he says you're possessive
If you don't, he fools around
If you attempt a romance, he says you are cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold
If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient
If you visit another man, you're fooling around
If he is visited by another woman, "Oh, we're just friends"
If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy
If you kiss him too often, he says you're too forward
If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the
feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded
If you stare at another woman, he says  you're jealous
If he is stared at by other men, boy, you're in big trouble
If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough

In short:
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny
But most of all, so irritating, yet so irresistible

...... MEN!



WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it's boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well-dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you attempt a romance, she thinks that you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks that you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "Oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared at by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful

....... WOMEN!



(from "Psychology" the magazine)



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