An uproarious reply!!

["Ragini Chaturvedi" <raginic@hotmail.com>]

Hi friends,

 Some days  back in one other online discussion forum a guy asked this question (given below) to the online members of the group.

The question rubbed one of the participants the wrong way and got the best out of him. Thought let me share the laughs with you all.

 

Q How do you find the woman of your dreams ? How do you go about finding true love ?

And the wonderful reply comes

Ans:  "Wait I know. Let me tell you. Come out of your bed. Take exactly 39.8 degrees towards northeast
then turn westwards 100 degrees then do couple of hiccups, go back to your bed then make 90 degrees to the bed. then draw a tangent between you and the bed then take of tangentially. If you did not hit your ceiling and back with a bang with the floor... Lo there is your apsara (fairy)
waiting for you with a glass of magic potion both of you singing
tra la la para ram pam pumm.. :))

Else follow the betala ( phantom) story:
Cross seven oceans etc.. types..."

 

ooff!! I got stitches in my stomach laughing out!!!