[nukkad] Fiji

["SDSINGH" <sdsingh@hotmail.com>]

Inspite of all that is happening in Fiji it's good to see that our
people can keep themselves in good spirits.
Read the following sent to me by a friend in Fiji:

Simar

 

If Hollywood was to make movies of the situation in Fiji the Titles
will be  least of their problems

The First one will be called: 

Rambo 1
The second one will be called:
Rambo 2
And the third one will of course be:
George of the Jungle

The rest of the following will only be of interest to those who know Hindi
 

The Hindi film Industry may have a little problem with titles as
they have yet to come to terms with Sequels. (Jewel Thief part 2 came thirty odd years
after the original) so  The first one will be

Adiwasi (Indigenous)
Second one may be titled:
Doosara Raasta Nahi (No other Way)
Third one will be a Comedy of Errors directed by Gulzar and with
Amrish Puri as George Speight
Title: Chala Munda Hero Bane (Baldie becomes a Hero)

What did Chaudary say in Hindi when taken at gunpoint:

Ek saat saat Chooda (1,7, 7,14)

(there where initially only seven gun men)

What did George say to John (Yayha ) Ali to make him resign so quickly:
I understand CIA (Americans) is coming for the rescue and they are
more  interested in you than me.