[nukkad] PJ's

["Fernandez, Nelson \(GEAE, Foreign National, Patni\)" <>]

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged,will you give me a
ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion
in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,"Order, order."
The drunkard immediately I'll have a scotch and soda."

Customer : 'If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Brighton in two
days' time?
'Post Master : 'Well it might do.'
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to London.

Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love

Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.




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