[nukkad] India and Pak

["Mahesh chandra Gupta" <>]

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INDIA AND PAKISTAN


Isn't it a shame? Whatever India does, Pakistan copies.. with a vengeance!

[*]Prime Minister Nehru's daughter Indira Gandhi becomes PM (1966)
[*]Prime Minister Bhutto's daughter Benazir Bhutto becomes PM (1989)

[*]Rajiv marries firangi Sonia(1968)
[*]Imran marries firangi Jemima(1996)

[*]Ravi Shankar jams with the Beatles (1968)
[*]Nusrat Fateh Ali jams with Eddie Vedder (1995)

[*]India makes 'Gandhi'(1983)
[*]Pakis make 'Jinnah'(1998)

[*]Deserving foreigner (Dalai Lama) gains asylum in India (1959)
[*]Deserving foreigner (Tiger Memon) given asylum by Pakistan (1993)

[*]Sanjay Gandhi dies in plane crash(1980)
[*]Zia ul Haq dies in plane crash(1988)

[*]Narasimha Rao ousted from office due to scam (1995)
[*]Bhutto ousted from office due to scam (1996)

[*]George Fernandes makes stupid statements to media (April'98)
[*]Gohar Ayub Khan makes stupid statements to the media (May'98)

[*]Dilip Kumar gets Filmfare Lifetime Achievement Award
[*]Dilip Kumar gets Nishan-e-Pakistan(1998)

[*]Kapil Dev holds the World Cup (1983)
[*]Imran Khan holds the World Cup (1992)

[*]India disallows Pakistani artistes (Apr1998)
[*]Pakistan disallows Indian artistes (May1998)

[*]India loses Pakistan (1947)
[*]Pakistan loses Bangladesh (1971)

[*]India imports American products - wheat(1960s)
[*]Pakistan imports American products - F16s(1980s)

[*]Cheesy Indian rock band makes it to MTV (Indus Creed 1992)
[*]Cheesy Pakistani rock band makes it to MTV (Junoon 1998)

[*]India has networks for MilWorm crackers (June1998)
[*]Pakistan still creating networks for MilWorm crackers

[*]India conducts N-Tests (May 11, 1998)
[*]Pakistan conducts N-Tests? (May 27, 1998)

[*]India refuses to sign NPT/CTBT
[*]Pakistan refuses to sign NPT/CTBT


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