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["Nelson Fernandes" <>]

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. As they arrive
St.Peter says to them, "We have only one rule here in heaven. Don't step on
the
ducks." So the three women enter heaven and find that there are ducks all
over
the place. A day passed and as hard as the first woman tried to avoid it,
she
accidentally stepped on a duck. Along came St. Peter and immediately chained
her
to the ugliest man possible for all eternity. He said, "This is your
punishment
for stepping on a duck." The next day the second woman accidentally stepped
on a
duck and again St.Peter approached her with the ugliest man she had ever
seen
and chained them together for all eternity. St. Peter said, "This is your
punishment for stepping on a duck." The third woman manages to keep from
stepping on a duck for many months. But one day St. Peter approaches her
with
the most handsome man she had ever seen.Tall, Tan, Muscular and Handsome.
Without saying a word St. Peter chained them together and walked away. The
woman
remarks to her new companion, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to
you for all eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you but I stepped
on a
duck."



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