[nukkad] Politicians in a lighter vein

["D B AMIN" <>]

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tip of the day:  Re-use your plastic bags.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Our politicians & their response to any situation has become so predictable these days that a desi version of the "Chicken crossing the road " was inevitable. Here's  what I received from a friend.

Deepak
—--------------------------
 The famous question...

  "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"   when put before a
few Indian politicians

 ..........    this is what they had to say.....

   "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"
 
 Devegowda:
 "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I'll have
 it later !!.........mm.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  Laloo:
  "The fact, that the chicken crossed the road, means that,
 there is one chicken missing from my poultry !!!"

 George Fernandes:
 "I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40
clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car leave
alone a chicken !!!"

 Mulayam:
 "I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being
questioned"

Congress:
 "That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the
 fact that the. people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign !!!"

 BJP:
 "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken DID NOT cross
 the road.
Its a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down.
The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

Mamta:
 "Am I the chicken's Sister ??? #MN@! You better go and ask
the chicken itself !!"

Jyoti Basu:
"Chicken ??!! Don't you dare call me a chicken ???  I just resigned because of health reasons..."

Harkishen Singh Surjeet:
 "We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of  action after the chicken comes back.."

Menaka Gandhi:
" Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed
over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature. Ban all
vehicles from using that road. Protect our chickens..."



------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To Subscribe [Unsubscribe] send a blank message to
        nukkad-list-request@mumbai-central.com
with the word 'subscribe' ['unsubscribe'] (without quotes) in the Subject
of your message.
The list is archived at  http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/archive.html