[nukkad] The Desi Discriminator

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THE DESI DISCRIMINATOR

Yar desi ko desi ki dur-gandh buri lagti
Sala, you meet them in India Bazaar in San Fran aur sala mu chupata.

Arey halkat, am I aslking for a handout? Bhikari samajta hai kya?

Aur tera bap gora tha and eloped with your Madrasi mom or what?
Sala Hindi bhul gaya, itna ghamadi ho gaya kya, Angrezi thokta?

Kya ye gora kam aega kya? Piche ku lat marega, better bet on it.
Apna akhar apna hota hai, par sala is ki bhi akkal par kutta mutta..

Ma kasam, apneku ek aidiya fantastic aya hai, research-like, kya?
Jab gora halkatai kare, mano the guy is scared of losing his whatever

Jabh desi mu pherta, the guy or gal is throwing back on Chut-Achut
Like the dam thing haddi-khun me utar gaya, sala nikalich nahi sakta.

Khullam khulla nahi to covertly, cogitationally nahi to intuitively
Ye sala apne ko juda samajta, superiority caste, creeded, breeded.

Sala pandit apni chhokri bhangi ko dega kya? Vaishnav will marry Sudra?
I am telling you yar, wake up, the thing is internescine, ingrained,
intrinsic latent.

Sala Kurla se Kissimee FL. aya, pan Mumbai ki ghisi piti achutai nahi chori
Sun, one day you will kick the bucket here and will cremate in a generic
oven

Pichu teri Vaishnav matti me sabh matti mili hogi, and when they will UPS
you
To des, Jim the butcher, Sally the Jew, Hasan and Bhusan will all go with
you.

To sudhar ja kya? When you meet your own, sala gale se nahi, ijjat se to
mil?
Sabh ko ek man, nahi to it's on your ass, in Lincoln Land, or Vaikunth
grand.

Arya Sudrakar.























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