Re: [nukkad] hi- new member

["aryaone" <>]

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Kapilji:
> Its like a goldpass to Buckingham palace to witness
> her Majesty's golden jubilee celebrations. 
> 
[This is a Digression. These have no bearing on the subject
at hand, are sacrilegious, and are meant for the sinister 
audience which is rabidly anti-monarchist].

THE QUEEN'S DRAWERS

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.

Her Majesty has announced that from this day the general 
populace will be invited to watch the Queen change her
drawers, albeit from a safe distance, and with due decorum.

This ceremony will be known to all and sundry as the
Changing of the Drawers and will take place on the 38th
bedchamber, the one in which Henry the Eight fornicated
Catherine of Aragon before the Spanish Bishop said Aye.

On every Thursday, Her Majesty will change into a new
washed drawer so it carries the due air which the 
partakers can partake of.

When in the Mood, a sundry drawer will be auctioned
off by the Beef Eaters at the stockyard where many lovers
of the monarchy parted with their heads.

The drawer will go to the highest bidder, and the money to
Prince of Wales for his prostate surgery.

Now and hereuntoforth and forever, let this be considered
the Will of Her Royal and so forth.

By Order

Lord Pound-Flatten III
Chancellor of Ex-Check-her.

Sealed and Signed this day of our Lord etc.

Arya.
















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