[nukkad] Joke

["Ms. Nayana Shaiju" <>]

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Tip of the day:  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Company ne ek naya salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne
  lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni. Malik ne socha is
  ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom par aaya,
  usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech
  raha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se
  deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech
  di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka  bola
  Rs.800/-.

  Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur
  bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne
  jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi   kharid lijiye. customer ne sport shoes
bhi kharid
  liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein
  baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek
  rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne
  kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna
  padega, kuchch eatables, wafer,biscuits, bhi le
  jayiye,

  Customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli
  pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki
  basket bhi le  lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid
  li. Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut
  khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to
  kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod
  kharidane aaya... aur tumane usey itna sara samaan
  bech diya, very good. Ladka bola, woh aadmi to
"Carefree Sanitary Pack" khridane ayaa tha, maine
kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, "Jaa Machli
  Pakad".




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