[nukkad] Joke

[Dr Taher Kagalwala <>]

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Dear Nukkies, Have some fun ( no insult intended to
anyone,just enjoy!)


Public announcement inside a PIA flight:
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain , Abu 
Sayyed, 
 welcoming you to PIA. We apologize for the four day
delay in taking off, owing it to bad weather and some
overtime I had to put in at the butchery. 
 
 This is flight 126 to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is
not guaranteed, but 
we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is
in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! 


PIA has an excellent record for safety. In fact our
safety standards are so high that even the terrorists
are afraid to fly with us! 
It is with pleasure that I announce that since
starting this year,over 50 of our passengers have
reached their destination. For the ones that don't 
quite make it, PIA staff has all the requisite
experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our
Stewardess, Mumtaz, will be happy to brief you on 
our out-of-court settlement policies. 
 If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off! 
 To make your free fall to earth pleasant and
memorable, We serve complimentary tea and bicuits! For
our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only
airline who can help you find out if there really is a
God! 
We regret to inform you, that today's in flight movie
will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the
Doordarshan Television. But for our 
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air
India, where their movie will be visible 
from the right side of the cabin window. 
There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you
see in the cabin is only the early warning system on
the engines telling us to slow down! 
Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free
bathing costumes are made available to the ladies and
swimming shorts to the gents, for emergency jumps! 
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible for the best view. If, however,
we go a little too close, do let us know. 
Our enthusiastic Co-pilot, Naseer, sometimes flies
right through the landmark! 
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take off and fasten your belt.For those
of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your
own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those of you
who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch
with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten
yourself to your suitcase. 

ENJOY PIA!!!!! 


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