[nukkad] 6 ways to catch a lion !

[Amit <amit.kale@blr.sni.de>]

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Here r 6 different ways to catch a lion .
Which one will u prefer ?


6 ways to catch a lion
1. Newton's Method:
               Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal
and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion .
2. Einstein Method:
                Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due
to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get
tired soon.            Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
              At any given moment, there is a positive probability that
lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
                We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and
we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
                We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
everything to pass it except lions. then sweep the entire forest with
it.
6. Integration Differential Method:
                Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is
some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t
lion to trace out the lion.



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