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- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

- If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit
while you're ahead"?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer
cans.

- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and
forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do... write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered
the mail?

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
OTHERS  here for?

- STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

- Clones are people two.

- No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

- As I said before, I never repeat myself!

- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?



May 
Microland, India
email : mablem@microland.co.in
Tel : 91-80-571 1104
Fax : 91-80-571 0566
url : www.microland.net

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