[nukkad] From The OFFICE Point Of View

[Pramod Singh <pksingh@pune.tcs.co.in>]

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Hello EveryBody
			Enjoy This lovely Comparison.
     



IMPRESSIONS FROM AN OFFICE
>>
>>              The family picture is on His desk
>>             -Ah, a solid, responsible family man
>>
>>             The family picture is on Her desk
>>            -Um, her family will come before her career
>>
>>             His desk is cluttered
>>             -He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man
>>
>>             Her desk is cluttered
>>              -She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain
>>
>>             He is talking with his coworkers
>>             -He must be discussing the latest deal
>>
>>             She is talking with her coworkers
>>             -She must be gossiping
>>
>>             He's not at his desk
>>            -He must be at a meeting
>>
>>           She's not at her desk
>>            -She must be in the ladies room
>>
>>             He's not in the office
>>            -He's meeting customer
>>
>>            She's not in the office
>>          -She must be out shopping
>>
>>           He's having lunch with the boss
>>             -He's on his way up
>>
>>            She's having lunch with the boss
>>           -They must be having an affair
>>
>>            The boss critized Him
>>          -He'll improved his performance
>>
>>             The boss critized Her
>>            -She'll be very upset
>>
>>             He got an unfair deal
>>             -Did he get angry?
>>
>>            She got an unfair deal
>>             -Did she cry?
>>
>>             He's getting married
>>            -He'll get more settled
>>
>>             She's getting married
>>             -She'll get pregnant and leave
>>
>>             He's having a baby
>>             -He'll need a raise
>>
>>             She's having a baby
>>             -She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits
>>
>>            He's going on a business trip
>>              -It's good for his career
>>
>>              She's going on a business trip
>>             -What does her husband say?
>>
>>            He's leaving for a better job
>>             -He knows how to recognize a good opportunity
>>
>>             She's leaving for a better job
>>             -Women are not dependable

   Regards
   Pramod Singh



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