[nukkad] The "Naked Husband" Virus

["HOMI KAIKOBAD" <>]

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"The Naked Husband" Virus?

Actually, there is none, I just got to thinking how much of a chance would
it have as compared to the feminine oriented one of being opened.

Gee, thinks this young lady at her cozy PC in some corner of Mumbai or
Montreal or Mesa AZ, I've got to see how someone's husband look like in the
raw. I've always fantasized about (in Mumbai) Mr. Manjubhai Malhotra with
his important stride a 5 foot five can just manage as he trots off to work
every morning tiffin box and attaché in hand. Or (in Montreal) that Bob
Scwitzer from across the street as he walks in for his morning coffee, all
of 45 and a cute paunch and an empty pate, with his unhappy looking dog in
tow. Or (in Mesa AZ) Jesus Ortega from Tijuana now naturalized and more
American than the home grown breed, very snappy at 42 in his '84
Thunderbird, major buns, slick black hair and hirsute chest with the 10
carat gold chain aswinging away at the open shirt front.

Do women fantasize about men's buns, shpuns, pectorals, schcrotches, as men
do about their anatomical endowments? Or is it a one way para-hormonal
gonadal street? Doesn't seem fair if they don't, but it can be an unwelcome
start to nay male to stand in the bright light and be counted, and fall into
either the somewhat used up, jaded, spaded if not spayed category, or the
strung up steroidal spherical specimen, all muscles and gorged veins and a
womans voice and a doctor's delight at 40 for all the ailments which can be
charged for!

Well, bottom line. Even viruses are sexist, and can be a successful horror
or a tame blip in the dip by the simple expedient of having or not an extra
Y chromosome and a hand ful of testa or proges tonorone, which is what
constitutes finally an Anderson or a Stallone.

Homi.









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