[nukkad] Letter to bapu - continued

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Hello All,

Would like to add from my side a few lines :

Dear Bapuji,
By now you would have received the earlier letter written by one of your
children. I would like to update you on certain other developments going on in
our country.
1>There was a war of sorts in the Kargil sector you know the cold and snow
capped border between India and Pakistan. Nothing much just a few thousand lives
lost.
2>Then of course there are very small scams in the share market by bulls and
bears - not very important because it only affects the small investors, the big
fish go scot free anyway.
3>Then off and on you hear about match fixing - you know cricket match and all
that.
4>Then sometimes Chori Chori Chupke Chupke even film producers take finance from
the under world.
5>Latest news may have travelled to you about tehelka.com and the wonderful ways
by which your dear children find new means of corruption and hoarding everyday.
You really don't have to worry about these trivial things because the loooong
hands of law will surely take care of all these offenders but by then of course
we and the next generation would have already joined you in heaven.
But Bapuji even after these people are caught by the law I wonder if all the
money comes back to the Govt.

I will keep you posted if there are any significant developments in your dear
motherland for which you gave your life.

>From one of your children.

Regards
Indira.
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LETTER TO BAPU

Dear Bapu


Nowadays your children are struggling to have you nominated for a Nobel
prize, even though you can't really receive it as you are dead, we took care
You will be happy to know that in an effort to have all share the bounty of
Hind we have opened the floodgates to cities and caused horrendous urban
sprawls, where jhoppar-patties abound, child prostitution festers and often
parents pimp for their children.
And by the way, we did manage to blow up the jal-thal under Hind Bhumi,
causing the rest of your children across the border, or you at least thought
Enough for now. Please let us have your email so we can let you know
wonderful news as it unfolds at the speed of light. God bless,

Your Children.












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