Re: [nukkad] No puja near disputed site: SC

["aryaone" <>]

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A TEST FOR RAM PUJARIS AND ALLAH ADHIKARIS

You have to be of or the other group to participate. If you succeed
the disputed land of Babri Mosque will be given to you at once:

On a table in the center of a hall there are some rocks, some smaller
stones, half a bucket of gravel and some sand. Ample light shines on
it and there are microscopes, laser probes, chipping chisels and a set
of chemicals to test elements.

The earth and stone and sand have been gathered from the disputed
land and random sites all over the city and are mixed up and set on the
table.

Here is the test:

The Ram Adhikari party will first send in a representative who will have
3 days at the table to find out which stones come from Ram Janam Bhumi.
and which ones don't.

After this, the stones and earth will be reshuffled and set out again and
this time the Allah Pujaris can send in a man to find out the exact earth
which
comes from Babri Masjid.

A panel of secular judges have previously identified the stones and gravel
from the disputed land by figure and laser print and chemical profile.

If one or the other party can exactly identify the stones they say have
divine significance for them, the land is deeded to them irrevocably.

If not, they give up all rights to the land and fade away into the sunset.

The land will then be deeded over to Disney Inc. to build a Disneyworld
where kids will play.

In case Ram Pujaris or Rahim Bhaktas want to shed blood, they will
be taken to an appointed slaughter house on the city's outskirts where
Billoo the Butcher will slice their throats for them at rupees 72 per
person.

Go for it.

Arya.





















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