[nukkad] want a job in call centre??

[Farook <>]

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The mind commands the body and the body obeys. The mind commands 
itself and finds resistance. -St. Augustine (354-430)
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Call centre jobs: people wonder why r they paid so much............. for
just being on the phone. Take a  look:



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Tech  Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer
"Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech
Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer  "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."



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Customer:  "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting
the same  error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer:  "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"



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Customer::  "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support::
"Tell me what  you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support::
"Ma'am, remove  the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC
manufacturer]  Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS
Word setup  disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS  word?"
Customer:  "No..."



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Customer::  "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support::
?!%#$



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Tech  Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see
the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen  from
there?"



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Tech  Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white
one."



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Tech  Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell
that?"



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Tech  Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?" Customer:
"No."  (clicks the button to log on to our service) Tech Support:: "Well
then we  can't-" Customer:: "It says 'no dial tone'." Tech Support: "That's
because  you're on the line with me right now. You need to-" Customer:: "No,
that's  not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times,
and it  will let me through." Tech Support:: "No, ma'am. It's not even
trying to dial  right now because you're on the phone with me."

Customer: "It must be  busy. I'll try again  later."



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Tech  Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed
animal that  my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."



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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer:
"Pentium."



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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."



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Customer:  "I have Microsoft  Exploder."



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Customer:  "How do I print my  voicemail?"



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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document,
but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What  does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system  disk." Tech Support:
"Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer:  "No, but
there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."



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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern  time?"



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Tech  Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit
ENTER when  ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when
it's  ready?"


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