Re: [nukkad] Ideas for potatoes

["Taher Y Kagalwala" <>]

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Dear Harshal,


1.Fry all the potatoes and throw them into the Arctic Ocean. Excellent
recipe for the aquatic creatures.

2.Bake all of them , twist them into nice hats and wear them to the office
to-morrow.

3.Make the baked potato dough into a couch, relax in it and become a
couch-potato.

4.Boil all of them, remove the skins and parcel the skins to a
burns-hospital(potato-skins are a useful dressing for burns-affected
tissues).

5.Start a langar in your town, and feed alu-puri to the hill-billies.

6.Toss all the potatoes into the air, and try to shoot them with a pea-gun
as they fall.

7.Bake them, marinade them with lemon, thyme, asparagus sauce and sugar, and
leave aside for a week. Then throw them away to the sharks in the local
aquarium.

8.Wrap each in a silver-foil, pack them into a suit-case and leave them in a
bus-seat for an exciting bomb-scare.

9.Carry the sack on your head, and practice toe-walking. sure way to learn
to walk gracefully.

10.Pickle the potatoes with red-chilli, lemon and fried mustard seeds and
serve them at the next American Nukkad-meet.

11.Start an auction on baazee.com.

12.Let them all sprout new shoots in all their eyes, then plant them in your
back-yard, and very soon, you could be a potato-tycoon (alas,nukkad is no
more, boo-hoo).

13.Use them to practice bowling for base-ball.

14. Make aloo-parathas after you have next ordered excess chapati flour.

15.Sell them to McDonald's for their lajawaab aloo-tikki(Rs. 18/= only).

16.Donate the potatoes to "The Big Potato Charity".

17. Boil all the potatoes, remove the skins, mash them all, and with the
help of all your friends, fry the biggest-ever Batata-Wada, and become a
Guinness-record-holder (you may want to buy some more kilos of potatoes yet,
maybe another quintal or so?).

18.Use the potatoes to create vegetable-art at the mundane-ceremony of your
son.

19. Take 1 kg of rice, 1/2 kg of tur-dal, and your 1/2 kg of boiled, skinned
and diced potatoes, and convert to a delicious pulao : for the exact method,
do a Google search by typing:"Ridiculous cooking of Potatoes" in the search
bar.

20.Stick all the potatoes to your ceiling after colouring them with
different colours, and make a show-piece in your living-room. Invite some
high-society ladies to a high-tea to make this a hot  topic for the social
magazines.

21. Heat all the potatoes, pick them up and drop them like ...well... hot
potatoes.

Hope this helps bhabhi and you.

With Best Wishes,
Dr. Taher Kagalwala
(drtaher.ol24@hathway.com)
My other homes:
http://www.Writing.com/authors/drtaher
http://drtaherforkids.com


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