[nukkad] in an open forum . . . . .

How many Group members does it take 
To change a lightbulb? 

One to change the light bulb and to post 
That the light bulb has been changed. 

Fourteen to share similar experiences 
Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb 
Could have been changed differently. 

Seven to caution about the dangers 
Of changing light bulbs. 

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors 
In posts about changing light bulbs. 

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors. 

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb". 

Another six to condemn those six as stupid. 

Fifteen to claim experience in 
The lighting industry and give 
The correct spelling. 

Nineteen to post that this group is not 
About light bulbs and to please take 
This discussion to a lightbulb 
(or light bulb) forum. 

Eleven to defend the posting to the group 
Saying that we all use light bulbs 
And therefore the posts are relevant 
To this group. 

Thirty six to debate which method 
Of changing light bulbs is superior, 
Where to buy the best light bulbs, 
What brand of light bulbs work best 
For this technique and what brands Are faulty. 

Seven to post URLs where one can see 
Examples of different light bulbs. 

Four to post that the URLs were posted 
Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. 

Three to post about links they found 
>>From the URLs that are relevant 
To this group which makes light bulbs 
Relevant to this group. 

Thirteen to link all posts to date, 
Quote them in their entirety Including all headers and signatures, 
And add "Me too". 

Five to post to the group that they will 
No longer post because they cannot handle 
The light bulb controversy. 

Four to say "didn't we go through this 
Already a short time ago?" 

Thirteen to say "do a Google search 
On light bulbs before posting 
Questions about light bulbs." 

Three to tell a funny story about 
Their cat and a light bulb. 

AND 

One group lurker to respond to 
The original post 6 months from now 
With something unrelated and start it All over again.



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