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Thanks. That is interesting. However, you forgot an important aspect: More members would be needed as follows: One member to point out that the lightbulb, invented by Edison from USA is far less energy efficient than other modes of lighting. Two members to protest that the poster is an anti-American member of the green chaddi-waalaa RSS brigade. Three members to post recent research findings how the lightbulb is less efficient than the fluorescent tube and the currently used 11 or 18 Watt fluorescent bulb. One member to post the aspects of environmental law whereby the government has issued notification to phase out lightbulbs since they mean less efficient conversion to light from heat energy obtained by burning the fast depleting fossil fuels. One member to protest against the use of legalese in a situation concerning simple everyday lightbulbs where no legalese is warranted. etc., etc. M C Gupta =================================================== On 3/4/08, pmwalunjkar@aol.in wrote: > > How many Group members does it take > To change a lightbulb? > > One to change the light bulb and to post > That the light bulb has been changed. > > Fourteen to share similar experiences > Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb > Could have been changed differently. > > Seven to caution about the dangers > Of changing light bulbs. > > Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors > In posts about changing light bulbs. > > Three to correct spelling/grammar errors. > > Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb". > > Another six to condemn those six as stupid. > > Fifteen to claim experience in > The lighting industry and give > The correct spelling. > > Nineteen to post that this group is not > About light bulbs and to please take > This discussion to a lightbulb > (or light bulb) forum. > > Eleven to defend the posting to the group > Saying that we all use light bulbs > And therefore the posts are relevant > To this group. > > Thirty six to debate which method > Of changing light bulbs is superior, > Where to buy the best light bulbs, > What brand of light bulbs work best > For this technique and what brands Are faulty. > > Seven to post URLs where one can see > Examples of different light bulbs. > > Four to post that the URLs were posted > Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. > > Three to post about links they found > >From the URLs that are relevant > To this group which makes light bulbs > Relevant to this group. > > Thirteen to link all posts to date, > Quote them in their entirety Including all headers and signatures, > And add "Me too". > > Five to post to the group that they will > No longer post because they cannot handle > The light bulb controversy. > > Four to say "didn't we go through this > Already a short time ago?" > > Thirteen to say "do a Google search > On light bulbs before posting > Questions about light bulbs." > > Three to tell a funny story about > Their cat and a light bulb. > > AND > > One group lurker to respond to > The original post 6 months from now > With something unrelated and start it All over again. > > > > -- > Prof. M C Gupta > MD (Medicine), MPH, LL.M., > > Advocate & Health and Medico-legal Consultant > > mcgupta44@gmail.com > www.writing.com/authors/mcgupta44 > http://mcgupta44.blogspot.com/ --- [This message contained attachments that have been removed.] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Words without thoughts never to heaven go. -Shakespeare, poet and dramatist (1564-1616) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To join/leave, use the form at: http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/#options This list is archived at: http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/archive.html
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