Re: [nukkad] "Euro Language"....;)

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Carola,

thanks a milion!

On Mon, Mar 10, 2008 at 7:20 PM, carola renz  wrote:
> Hi,
>
>
>  I received this mail as a forward from my  brother this morning. I thought
>  some of you might like it, too.
>
>  Best regards
>
>  Carola
>
>
>  Euro Language
>  The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
>  English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
>  German, which was the other possibility.
>  As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
>  spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
>  plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
>
>  In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
>  the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
>  "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
>
>  There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
>  troublesome 'ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
>  fotograf  20% shorter.
>
>  In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
>  expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
>  Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
>  ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
>  the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
>
>  By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing  "th" with
>  'z" and "w" with "v".
>
>   During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
>  kontaining  "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten
>  styl.
>  Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
>  tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
>  Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
>  forst plas.
>
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