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टThanks, Carola. It was quite entertaining. What is the serious v.
non-srious component ratio of the above?
MCG
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On 3/10/08, carola renz <renz.carola@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> Hi,
>
>
> I received this mail as a forward from my brother this morning. I thought
> some of you might like it, too.
>
> Best regards
>
> Carola
>
>
> Euro Language
> The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
> English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
> German, which was the other possibility.
> As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
> plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
>
> In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
> make
> the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour
> of
> "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less
> letter.
>
> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
> troublesome 'ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
> fotograf 20% shorter.
>
> In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
> expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
> ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes
> of
> the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
>
> By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
> with
> 'z" and "w" with "v".
>
> During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
> kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten
> styl.
> Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
> tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
> Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
> forst plas.
>
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