[nukkad] Konversations

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The One: Where are we going today?
The Other: To a nudist colony.

The One: [aghast] What? Why would you want to go to, well, that
kind of a place?
The Other: What kind of a place.

The One: Well, the kind where, well, you know!
The Other: I don't. Tell me.

The One: Well, where everyone is, well, naked.
The Other: And what would be wrong with that?

The One: What would be wrong with that? Everything! You never know
what could be going on there!
The Other: You mean everyone is naked and therefor runs into the bushes
to have copulations.

The One: Well if you must put it so crudely, yes.
The Other: And people fully clothed, don't feel the urge.

The One: I am not saying that don't put words in my mouth there is something
like decorum and impropriety and the Laws by which Civilized society is 
ruled
what about religion and social norm.
The Other: The rapist is always clothed, so also the priest.

The One:  I simply don't want to traipse into a situation without my 
clothes.
The Other: But you are naked under your dress. Nudity is inherent and 
natural.

The One: I don't want to expose myself to lasvicious depravity.
The Other: To tell you the truth, I can't think of a quicker way to lose 
the urge to
make love as when one is full view of a bunch of naked folk one might 
see in a
shopping mall with all the mysteries revealed.

The One: [oblivious] I would rather that people were clothed.
The Other: In which case if you entirely concealed their bodies the 
zenith of
morality would be reached?

The One: Well, in women, yes.
The Other: There is a name for that kind of dress foisted on women, and 
another for
men who do that.

The One: [changing tack] So what have you decided?
The Other: That we should part ways, it is tiresome to run into morality
perched on a high horse all the time.

The One: You can't do that. We are gathered together in a Socratic forum.
The Other: Well, at least fade away off and on.

The One: And leave you to your questionable ways?
The Other:

The One: And leave you to your questionable ways?
The Other:

The One: Hah! Just like him, to fade away when the going gets tough.
The Other:

[sits by the way side, lost, now that contentiousness is no longer possible]

fade

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