Re: [nukkad] Happy marriage

["aryaone" <>]

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MARRIAGE

Marriage carriage porridge horridge

Wedding shedding spreading bedding

House blouse spouse louse

Dowry flowery courie* hourie*

Saas khaas pyaas alas!

Inflame blame shame name lame ...

Match catch boom doom gloom!

Burn churn spurn URN.*

Remarry harry carry parry 

Marriage carriage porridge horridge ...

As we speak, a dozen wives will have dies at the hands of their 
husbands for not bringing enough dowry money.

Most of them are burn victims and take an average of 12 hours
to die in the most horrible pain wracked state.

Most are posted as accidents. Rest are countered as suicides.

cowry - coin of olden days [not worth a cowrie]
hourie - celestial wife
URN - resting place of wife # 1 who ran a deficit dowry

Arya.








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